January 2011
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Decline of mankind, proof #4: Lack of phone...
This just happened to me a few minutes ago. Legit.
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hi!
Me: ...yes?
Caller: Hi... Is Alexa there?
Me: No... I think you have the wrong number, sorry!
Caller (really bitchily): Oh. *Hangs Up*
Elderly are excercizing via musical conducting… It’s legit. +1 for mankind. Edit: *excersizing… Wtf I’m not even sure that’ right.
Old people are now excercizing via musical conducting… It’s legit, I’m watching it on TV right now. +1 for mankind.
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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A Nap in the Park (A spot of poetry) by...
Grass carresses warm skin,
lends its temperature, encircles my body.
Small insects scurry
over extremities, busy with their anty tasks:
queen-tending,
food-gathering,
crawling home on the damp
brown earth between well-managed green blades.
Mid-morning break means park meditation.
Peaceful.
The joy in a dog’s eyes
as he bounds after his sprinting owner
fills me with warm...
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When I was younger we had the best shows. I mean...
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A shout out to PStump's bow tie in his a capella... →
Patrick Stump Calls Reaction To A Cappella Grammy Video A ‘Happy Surprise’
Clip of Stump singing five songs nominated for Record of the Year has become a sensation.
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Gotta love satire.
Attractive people riding the NYC subway. →
Decline of mankind, proof #2- Drink more to smoke... →
Edgar Allen Poe + John Cusack = YES. →